Sarah Lancaster:
Sarah Lancaster
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Information:
Name: Sarah Lancaster
Born: 1980-02-12
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Chuck (2008), Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane (2000), Dr. Vegas (2005), Teacher's Pet (2000), Rescue 77 (1999)
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You're spending a lot of time at that
computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they've always
been blue!
DelvonBurnei
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !
GotthardHoatlX
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his
Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.
ArgylePallatonAT
An inexperienced real estate
salesman
asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry
customer who
had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.
"What
kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there
and sell
him a boat."
AnaneAescwinePX
Q:
How would a blonde punctuate the
following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry
worry"
A: Fun period fun period
fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
AndorPickfordJp
Two
neighbors were talking about work,
when one asked, "Say, why did the
foreman fire you?"
Replied
the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing
around
and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People
started thinking I was the foreman."
FortunatoGrufyddWG
"Helga, tell me something. Why
do Swedish
men always have stupid grins on their faces?"
"Because they're
stupid," said her friend.
GruffynSydeekVQ
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia
!
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
ShelbySmitEV
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Change it to
what?
WakizaEliazarDi
Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
TohopkaMathersOE